hello, kind visitors! we are daniel the calico and guillemot the scottie. we are here to answer all of the difficult questions you may have, whether they be about the petz world or real life. we are very wise and very clever, and we have no idea what humans think or how they feel, so this is most certainly the perfect job for us.

send in your questions to freefallpetz@gmail.com.

 

past questions:

question: what's actually going on behind the scenes as the petz loading bar is going across the screen?
daniel: in guillemot's case, he's flying across the room putting back all of joni's socks he's stolen.
guillemot: yeah? and you're hiding your hairballs under the carpet!
daniel: *stares into camera* trust no one.